Matt
Hello David
2:07pmMatt
are you there?
2:08pmDavid
yes I am
what's up?
2:08pmMatt
how are you?
??
2:09pmDavid
excellent
just working on bikes in the ol' garage
2:10pmMatt
not good here David
2:11pmDavid
what's up?
2:12pmMatt
i'm in a mess here and i need your help David
2:14pmDavid
what's up?
2:14pmMatt
i'm stuck and stranded here in london and i need help with flying back home
2:14pmDavid
haha!
what the fuck?
2:15pmMatt
i had to visit a resort in london on vacation and i was robbed at the park close to the hotel where i stayed
2:16pmDavid
wow
that's pretty incredible
so what do you need?
2:17pmMatt
i need you to help me with flight ticket back home
i was robbed at a gun point and all cash on me got stolen including my credit cards and phone
2:18pmDavid
Why don't I just give you my credit card number?
and my V code?
and my social security number?
and my address?
and the card's expiration date?
take all you need
2:18pmMatt
i don't need that David
2:18pmDavid
it's a uranium card, approved for one million dollars
then what can I do for you?
I'm very worried
I want to give you a lot of money, no strings attached
2:19pmMatt
i just need you to loan me some cash to sort the bills and get on a plane back home
will refund it as soon as i get back tomorrow
2:20pmDavid
how shall I pay you?
here: I've got an idea!
why don't you give me your facebook login and password
2:21pmMatt
what?
2:21pmDavid
that way, when you can't get to the internet, I can just login as you, and I can chat up your mom and ask her for money as well
I can just keep chatting everyone and PRETENDING to be you
and then, TOGETHER, we can get a SHITLOAD of money
you can buy your own FUCKING PLANE!
We'll be rich
in fact, let's just ask for a little more than we need
it's ok
we'll tell them all the airplane story
but they don't have to know that you're getting money from everyone
yeah
it'll be awesome
we'll totally scam those assholes
fuck those assholes!
so what's yous password?
*your
David
Get the fuck off my friend's account, you fucking piece of shit!
FUCK OFF!